These episode transcripts are not to be placed on other websites without express written permission. October 3, 2004: Episode 01.01 - "Pilot" (Transcript) October 10, 2004: Episode 01.02 - "Ah, But Underneath" (Transcript) October 17, 2004: Episode 01.03 - "Pretty Little Picture" (Transcript) October 24, 2004: Episode 01.04 - "Who's That Woman?" (Transcript) October 31, 2004: Episode 01.05 - "Come In Stranger" (Transcript) November 7, 2004: Episode 01.06 - "Running To Stand Still" (Transcript) November 21, 2004: Episode 01.07 - "Anything You Can Do" (Transcript) November 28, 2004: Episode 01.08 - "Guilty" (Transcript) December 12, 2004: Episode 01.09 - "Suspicious Minds" (Transcript) December 19, 2004: Episode 01.10 - "Come Back To Me" (Transcript) January 9, 2005: Episode 01.11 - "Move On" (Transcript) January 16, 2005: Episode 01.12 - "Every Day a Little Death" (Transcript) January 23, 2005: Episode 01.13 - "Your Fault" (Transcript) February 13, 2005: Episode 01.14 - "Love Is In The Air" (Transcript) February 20, 2005: Episode 01.15 - "Impossible" (Transcript) March 27, 2005: Episode 01.16 - "The Ladies Who Lunch" (Transcript) April 3, 2005: Episode 01.17 - "There Won't Be Trumpets" (Transcript) April 10, 2005: Episode 01.18 - "Children Will Listen" (Transcript) April 17, 2005: Episode 01.19 - "Live Alone and Like It" (Transcript) May 1, 2005: Episode 01.20 - "Fear No More" (Transcript) May 8, 2005: Episode 01.21 - "Sunday In the Park With George" (Transcript) May 15, 2005: Episode 01.22 - "Goodbye For Now" (Transcript) May 22, 2005: Episode 01.23 - "One Wonderful Day" (Transcript) September 25, 2005: Episode 02.01 - "Next" (Transcript) October 2, 2005: Episode 02.02 - "You Could Drive a Person Crazy" (Transcript) October 9, 2005: Episode 02.03 - "You'll Never Get Away From Me" (Transcript) October 16, 2005: Episode 02.04 - "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" (Transcript) October 23, 2005: Episode 02.05 - "They Asked Me Why I Believe in You" (Transcript) November 6, 2005: Episode 02.06 - "I Wish I Could Forget You" (Transcript) November 13, 2005: Episode 02.07 - "Color and Light" (Transcript) November 20, 2005: Episode 02.08 - "The Sun Won't Set" (Transcript) November 27, 2005: Episode 02.09 - "That's Good, That's Bad" (Transcript) December 4, 2005: Episode 02.10 - "Coming Home" (Transcript) January 8, 2006: Episode 02.11 - "One More Kiss" (Transcript) January 15, 2006: Episode 02.12 - "We're Gonna Be All Right" (Transcript) January 22, 2006: Episode 02.13 - "There's Something About A War" (Transcript) February 12, 2006: Episode 02.14 - "Silly People" (Transcript) February 19, 2006: Episode 02.15 - "Thank You So Much" (Transcript) March 12, 2006: Episode 02.16 - "There Is No Other Way" (Transcript) March 26, 2006: Episode 02.17 - "Could I Leave You?" (Transcript) April 2, 2006: Episode 02.18 - "Everybody Says Don't" (Transcript) April 16, 2006: Episode 02.19 - "Don't Look At Me" (Transcript) April 30, 2006: Episode 02.20 - "It Wasn't Meant To Happen" (Transcript) May 7, 2006: Episode 02.21 - "I Know Things Now" (Transcript) May 14, 2006: Episode 02.22 - "No One Is Alone" (Transcript) May 21, 2006: Episode 02.23 - "Remember" (Transcript) September 24, 2006: Episode 03.01 - "Listen to the Rain on the Roof" (Transcript) October 1, 2006: Episode 03.02 - "It Takes Two" (Transcript) October 8, 2006: Episode 03.03 - "A Weekend in the Country" (Transcript) October 15, 2006: Episode 03.04 - "Like It Was" (Transcript) October 22, 2006: Episode 03.05 - "Nice She Ain't" (Transcript) October 29, 2006: Episode 03.06 - "Sweetheart, I Have To Confess" (Transcript) November 5, 2006: Episode 03.07 - "Bang" (Transcript) November 12, 2006: Episode 03.08 - "Children and Art" (Transcript) November 19, 2006: Episode 03.09 - "Beautiful Girls" (Transcript) November 26, 2006: Episode 03.10 - "The Miracle Song" (Transcript) January 7, 2007: Episode 03.11 - "No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds" (Transcript) January 14, 2007: Episode 03.12 - "Not While I'm Around" (.doc file)* January 21, 2007: Episode 03.13 - "Come Play Wiz Me" (.doc file)* February 11, 2007: Episode 03.14 - "I Remember That" (.doc file)* February 18, 2007: Episode 03.15 - "The Little Things You Do Together" (.doc file)* March 4, 2007: Episode 03.16 - "My Husband, The Pig" (.doc file)* April 8, 2007: Episode 03.17 - "Dress Big" (.doc file)* April 15, 2007: Episode 03.18 - "Liaisons" (.doc file)* April 22, 2007: Episode 03.19 - "God, That's Good" (.doc file)* April 29, 2007: Episode 03.20 - "Gossip" (.doc file)* May 6, 2007: Episode 03.21 - "Into the Woods" (.doc file)* May 13, 2007: Episode 03.22 - "What Would We Do Without You?" (.doc file)* May 20, 2007: Episode 03.23 - "Getting Married Today" (.doc file)* September 30, 2007: Episode 04.01 - "Now You Know" (.doc file prepared by Lucy)* October 7, 2007: Episode 04.02 - "Smiles of a Summer Night" (.doc file prepared by Lucy)* October 14, 2007: Episode 04.03 - "The Game" (.doc file prepared by Lucy)* * In an effort to try and get the transcripts posted more quickly, as they become available to us in Word .doc format, we will place them here in this format. N.B. The .doc files have not been reviewed, edited, or verified to be exact transcripts of the episodes. They are merely being placed here for the time that it will take to verify that the dialogue is correct and to convert them to HTML. Due to real life time constraints, I do not plan to provide transcripts for any upcoming episodes of Desperate Housewives. 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