Episode 01.22 - "Goodbye For Now" Mary Alice: "Edie Britt’s favorite moment of every day was her arrival at the construction site of her new home, because she knew what was about to happen. Her sudden appearance was always sure to generate a few appreciative glances, a few lascivious looks, and some downright ogling. Sadly for Edie, the one man she wanted most to notice her paid her no attention at all. Yes, Edie needed attention to feel good about herself and she was determined to get it. Yes, Edie Britt needed the attention of men to feel good about herself. And even she was amazed at how far she was willing to go to get it." Cyrus: "Ms. Britt, you look extra beautiful today." Edie: "Oh, Cyrus, you’re so sweet." Cyrus: "So anyhow, I, I was wondering if maybe I could, uh, take you out to dinner sometime." Edie: "Oh honey, you are so far out of your league that you are playing a completely different sport." Susan: "I cannot believe you are still coming onto him." Edie: "You said you two were finished. You thought he was a murderer." Susan: "And that was your cue to come over and flirt? You wasted your time and your doughnuts." Edie: "Not if you choke on them." Susan: "Oh, I was just rude back there gloating and everything and I apologize." Edie: "Well, thank you, Susan. Very big of you." Susan: "And on a completely unrelated topic, Mike and I are moving in together. See ya." Carlos: "Why’d you hit the lawn boy?" Gabrielle: "Well if you saw what he did to our pogonias you’d slap him too." Lynette: "Tom, I don’t care about you working with Annabel. I told you that. This is for Duggan. He had a heart attack. I don’t care about Annabel." Annabel: "Hey, Lynette." Lynette: "Huh. Speak of the devil. And I mean that." Bree: "George, do you have an erection?" George: "I’m sorry." Bree: "What on earth?" George: "You were blowing on my ear." Bree: "I was teasing you." George: "Exactly." Bree: "You have got to get rid of it. There are children present." George: "How?" Bree: "I don’t know. Um, um think of something unpleasant." George: "Like what?" Bree: "Like famine, or disease, or hobos. Whatever. Just hurry." Lynette: "It’s nice to see Susan so happy again." Edie: "Yeah, I’m happy for Susan. But don’t you think she and Mike are moving a little fast? I mean two days ago, she was thinking he was a murderer and now she’s moving in with him?" Gabrielle: "She found out it was in self-defense. I think they’ve cleared everything up." Bree: "Yeah good point." Lynette: "Mike's a decent guy." Edie: "Yeah, that’s true. Of course there was the gun shot wound." Lynette: "That’s right. Did they ever explain that?" Bree: "No, and I know guns and that wound was not self-inflicted." Edie: "And then what about Mrs. Huber’s blood-stained jewelry?" Lynette: "Yeah, that didn’t walk into Mike’s garage by itself." Gabrielle: "Maybe this is a mistake. If there’s one thing I’ve learned men can’t be trusted." Edie: "Hold it. Are you saying that we should put a stop to this?" Bree: "Well, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to sit her down and share our concerns." Gabrielle: "Yeah, we could do that." Lynette: "Yeah." Bree: "Edie, do you want to be a part of it?" Edie: "Well normally, I’d prefer not to get involved, but if there’s anyway that I could help Susan..." Susan: "When I was packing up your stuff in your bedroom, I found a box of bullets." Mike: "Oh." Susan: "Look, I feel really bad about Deirdre, and I know that you must want to find out who killed her, but if we’re gonna move in together, we can’t have this stuff hanging over us. You've gotta get rid of it. All of it: the file, the map, the gun, especially the gun and leave this to the police. They’re the professionals." Mike: "Well, what can I say? It seems like a reasonable request." Susan: "Oh. Really? Well ,that was easy. Maybe after lunch we can talk about your leather bean bag chair." Mike: "Look, um, the police think I killed your sister, and I’m sure you do too, but I swear to you I had nothing to do with it." Felicia: "And you think Paul Young did?" Mike: "Well, no, that’s not what I’m saying." Felicia: "You've got to admit, it’s a neat theory. Care for a snack?" Felicia: "Okay so it’s not such a stretch, the wonder if Paul avenged his wife’s death by killing Martha for blackmailing them. But perhaps I’m alone in that." Mike: "You’re not." Felicia: "Aren’t you sweet? Tea?" Carlos: "Where are you going?" Gabrielle: "Away." Carlos: "I’m going to jail. I’ll be gone tomorrow." Gabrielle: "I know. That’s why I only packed one bag." Carlos: "What about the baby Gabrielle, huh? What about my baby?" Gabrielle: "Oh, your baby?" Carlos: "Fine. Our baby. Hey, we’re a family now. This baby needs its mother and its father." Gabrielle: "Oh Carlos. Whoever said you were the father?" Policeman: "You want to tell us what you have against this kid?" Carlos: "It’s between him and me and my wife." Policeman: "Is that what this is about? You’re doing his wife?" Justin: "No. I’m gay." Policeman: "You’re gay?" Carlos: "What?" Justin: "I’m gay." Carlos: "This is not happening again." Julie: "Mom, stalking? Are we really doing this? You just made such a huge deal to your friends about how much you trust him now." Susan: "Well, that’s before I found Mrs. Huber’s journal in his truck." Julie: "So, what’s in it?" Susan: "It’s not about what’s in it, it’s about the fact that he had it at all. I would bet you anything he is not going on a plumbing job and we’re gonna find out." Julie: "Mom, if you don’t trust him, why are you moving in with him?" Susan: "I don’t have time to explain adult relationships to you. Oh duck down." Rex: "What are you doing up?" Bree: "Couldn’t sleep, so I was just sitting here thinking." Rex: "About what?" Bree: "You really want to know?" Rex: "Bree, I’m not feeling too hot right now so just tell me. What’s up?" Bree: "I was thinking that the biggest mistake of my entire life was agreeing to marry you." Bree: "Rex? What is it?" Rex: "I think I’m having a heart attack." Bree: "No, you’re not." Danielle: "Daddy says he’s having a heart attack." Bree: "I know. I’m gonna take him to the hospital." Danielle: "Well when?" Bree: "When I finish making the bed." Danielle: "What?" Bree: "I never leave the house with an unmade bed. You know that." Mary Alice: "Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted. Goodbye to those we though would never abandon us. And when these changes finally do occur, when the familiar has departed and the unfamiliar has taken its place, all any of us can really do is to say hello and welcome."