Episode 01.11 - "Move On" Mary Alice: "Edie Britt could never understand why she didn't have any female friends. Of course, she always tried to tell people she didn't need any, but the truth was, it bothered Edie that other women didn't seem to like her. Even after moving to Wisteria Lane, Edie couldn't understand why her neighbors kept their distance. And then she met Martha Huber. Within five minutes, Mrs. Huber managed to disparage what Edie was wearing. In fact, whenever they got together, Mrs. Huber insulted her. She made fun of everything from Edie's makeup to her taste in men. Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel, offensive, and downright mean. But Edie didn't care, because she was the first real friend Edie Britt had ever had. But now Martha Huber was missing. She had vanished without a trace, and Edie was not embarrassed to admit, she needed her back." Edie: "You know, I can only imagine how worried you must be." Felicia: "I'm not worried, Edie. Martha and I had a very intense bond. We were connected at the most primal level, and a few days ago, I felt this sensation in my soul. That's when it first dawned on me that something had happened to my sister. And when she didn't arrive at my home as scheduled, well, that's when I knew she was dead." Edie: "Oh, honey, no! You mustn't think like that! Martha's only missing!" Felicia: "No, Edie, she's dead. But she's my sister, and I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her." Edie: "Look, Felicia, it's natural to freak out when a loved one is missing." Felicia: "Loved one? Oh, Edie, let me be clear about this. I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman and the day she died, this world became a better place." Edie: "On behalf of Martha, and her sister Felicia, I'd like to thank you all for coming here today. You know, my last conversation with Martha was one of anger. And I'll never forgive myself for the things that I said. I lay awake at night thinking about it." Lynette: "I don't know how she did it, but Edie managed to make this all about her." Gabrielle: "Hey, how creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister?" Lynette: "I know. The way she was talking about Mrs. Huber, it was like she was already dead." Gabrielle: "You don't think she is..." Susan: "Oh no, I'm sure she's fine. We're talking about Mrs. Huber. She's like a roach!" Paul: "I just wanted you to know that everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying for your sister's safe return." Felicia: "Oh, I seriously doubt that." Andrew: "You're so selfish. You know, I'm so looking forward to the day I get to put you in a nursing home." Bree: "I'm sorry to disappoint you, Andrew, but my plan is to have an embolism and to die young!" Andrew: "Yeah, well we're all rooting for you, but you might not be so lucky!" Gabrielle: "I'm running out of money. In a couple of weeks, I'm gonna be screwed." Yao Lin: "Why don't you hock some of your jewelry? There's a lot of stuff you never wear, and most of it's ugly." Gabrielle: "Don't you have a toilet to scrub?" Rex: "You must still feel something for me." Bree: "And why do you think that?" Rex: "Oh come on, Bree, look at this. You're using the good china, freshly pressed napkins, flowers from the garden. This tray was prepared with loving care." Bree: "Do me a favor, Rex. Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection." Susan: "Issues? What kind of issues do you think I have?" Mike: "You know, I retract my earlier statement. I no longer love you. In fact, I just think of you as a really good buddy." Susan: "No. No, no, no. You obviously think you have some insight into my soul, so please, go ahead, dazzle me." Mike: "Your divorce left you hurt and vulnerable." Susan: "Big insight. The postman knows that." Mike: "And there's a chance you might still have feelings for your ex." Susan: "What? I loathe Karl, and the postman will back me up on that, too." Rex: "Wow. Look at you! You going out?" Bree: "Not that it's any of your business, but, I have a date." Rex: "A date. What kind of date?" Bree: "Rex, I don't want to say anything that might upset you. The doctor says any undue stress could cause another heart attack. It's a romantic date with a single attractive man, and I intend to french the hell out of him." George: "It was nice talking with you, Dr. Van de Kamp." Rex: "Please, you're dating my wife! Call me Rex!" Woman: "Is there a problem?" Lynette: "My husband won't admit that he has lust in his heart. Can you give us a minute?" Edie: "Oh, but doesn't it just figure..." Susan: "What do you mean?" Edie: "You have to get up in front of a room full of people dressed like that. I hope they don't turn on you." Susan: "I think I'll take my chances...sort of like you did--on those high notes." Bree: "I'm taking care of him because it's the right thing to do." Andrew: "Why are you being such a pushover? I mean, he cheated on you. He's a jerk!" Bree: "Andrew, you will not speak that way about your father in front of me." Andrew: "Why the hell not? I mean, for once, I'm actually on your side!" Bree: "Yes, I'm angry with him. I am going to divorce him. I may even marry someone else, but make no mistake about it, your father is, and always will be, the love of my life. He gave me the best eighteen-year marriage that I could have ever hoped for. For that, you will respect him." Mike: "Susan." Susan: "Mike, guess what? I love you!" Mike: "Are you sure?" Susan: "Yes!" Mary Alice: "We are all searching for someone. That special person who will provide us what's missing in our lives. Someone who can offer companionship or assistance or security. And sometimes if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us with all three. Yes, we are all searching for someone. And if we can't find them, we can only pray they find us."