Episode 01.10 - "Come Back To Me" Mary Alice: "To understand Maisy Gibbons, you first need to know how she spent her afternoons. Her mornings were spent running errands for her husband. Her evenings were spent washing dishes and helping with homework. But her afternoons, well, they were spent in the company of men. Frustrated. Misunderstood. Lonely men. Willing to pay money to feel a little less lonely. And Maisy Gibbons was willing to help them." Mary Alice: "Every morality play has its cast of characters. There is always an innocent victim...a deceitful villain...a prosecutor who seeks the truth...a magistrate that dispenses justice...and a lawyer who charges too much." Lynette: "Fine, fine. Be three foot eight the rest of your life. See if I care. Good luck finding girlfriends!" Julie: Oh, I talked to Dad today, and apparently, he and Brandi might break up." Susan: "Oh, how awful!" Julie: "Mom, you’re smiling." Susan: "Am I? Hmm." Susan: "Oh great, our romantic weekend is off." Mike: "We could move it to my house." Susan: "No." Mike: "Why not?" Susan: "I just, I just want it to be special." Mike: "And it can’t be special at my house." Susan: "Okay. I know this sounds weird, but I just need to have my things around me." Mike: "What things?" Susan: "Perfumes and oils. And I want to pick out the outfit that you are going to tear off me. And plus, I need to be in complete control of the lighting." Rex: "Bree, you should get out there. Try and meet someone." Bree: "Meet someone. I’m raising your children." Rex: "I am just trying to move on with my life. It is nothing to be ashamed of!" Bree: "Oh, okay. I tell you what then. Why don’t you just call up your mystery woman and invite her over. I’ll pull out the sofa bed and you can take her right there. Andrew! Danielle! Daddy’s gonna fornicate for us!" Mary Alice: "No one knew where Martha Huber was, and Edie Britt was starting to worry. Edie didn’t like worrying. She felt it gave her wrinkles. So, out of concern for her face and Mrs. Huber, Edie decided to find out what was going on." Maisy: "Why don’t you just tell Bree what you need? Tell her what you want." Rex: "Because she’d say no." Maisy: "So? I’ve said no to some things you’ve asked me to do." Rex: "Yeah, that’s different. I don’t care if you reject me." Lynette: "You know, our mothers were smart. They didn’t get us nannies or put us in day care, because they knew, if they did, we’d find out - there are other women out there who were better mothers than they were!" Edie: "You know, I had a nanny for a while, growing up. Mrs. Muntz." Lynette: "You had a nanny?" Edie: "Well, actually, she was more like a court-appointed social worker. My mom did a little time. She had a thing for bourbon and shoplifting." Lynette: "Oh! Sorry." Edie: "Oh, Muntz was a hardass. No mercy. In fact, she was such a disciplinarian, that when my mom made parole, I was actually happy to see her." Lynette: "Really." Edie: "Yeah. Lesser of two evils." Bree: "I see. You know, you are pretty brazen for a woman who just admitted, however tacitly, that she just slept with my husband. If I told anyone in this neighborhood, they would never speak to you again." Maisy: "You’re not going to tell a soul. Bree, you may hate me, but you’d hate the humiliation a lot more." Bree: "Oh, I don’t hate you, Maisy. I pity you." Bree: "I know you still love me. Maisy told me." Rex: "She did?" Bree: "As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife. I am going to go out, and find the most vindictive lawyer I can find, and together, we are going to eviscerate you. I’m going to take away your money, your family, and your dignity. Do you hear me?" Rex: "Bree-" Bree: "And I am so thrilled to know that you still love me. Because I want what's about to happen to you, to hurt as much is as humanly possible. I’m so glad you didn’t die before I got a chance to tell you that." Mary Alice: "Trust is a fragile thing. Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom. But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover. Of course the truth is, we never know who we can trust. Those we're closest to can betray us. And total strangers can come to our rescue. In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves. It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned."